Doc Shoe's Music Blog

I think I hurt somebody’s feelings!  Of course, if this guy is such a big fan of The Drums, he’s probably a chronic bedwetter who’ll threaten to cut himself if I keep saying such hurtful things.  I promise I’ll never again blather about what a lame, unoriginal, wimpy, repetitive, utterly soulless excuse for a band The Drums are.  Please accept my most humble apologies, Mr. Anon-Who-Gets-Butthurt-If-Everyone-Doesn’t-Pretend-To-Love-His-Favorite-Band.  And go fuck yourself.

Sincerely,

Doc Shoe

PS: Ye Gods, man, this is a Music Blog for chrissakes.  Voicing shitty opinions about records is what I do.  How sheltered are you that you throw a hissy fit over someone not adoring your favorite band?  Did your Mama forget to cut the crusts off of your peanut butter sandwich the way you like?  As it happens, I bought the record because a friend said he kinda liked The Drums.  I’ve found that I don’t like them at all.  But reasonable people can disagree on many things, especially on something so frivolous as a record, and I still respect my friend and his opinions.  Of course, it helps that he didn’t burst into tears when I said, “I really didn’t like that record by The Drums.”  He shrugged, said: “Hey, different strokes,” and we moved on to a fresh topic.  Because we’re adults.  Someday I hope you’ll understand that.  And someday, hopefully, you’ll be able to ride a bike without training wheels and wear big boy pants to school.  Yay!